Cambridge has crowned another academic superhero — and Jason Arday has been replaced.
Meet Prof Jay Yarn‑A‑Day, the Cambridge-crowned King of DEI.
Three brain tumours. Cancer. A coma. Seizures. Hundreds of miles run in less than a week. Television appearances. International expeditions. Prestigious academic appointments.
What an extraordinary man. What an extraordinary biography.
And congratulations to Cambridge University for discovering another genuine superhero—and wisely avoiding the tiresome business of checking every footnote before building his throne.
Then one sceptical examiner pulls at a loose strand. The archives are opened. The claims are checked. The magnificent cloth begins to unravel.
Prof Jay Yarn‑A‑Day is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to Jason Arday or recent triumphs of British academic due diligence is surely coincidental.
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